p a r o d y

Long ago there is a great castle located at the coldest, deepest part of the ocean called Poten Sea. There lived a beautiful princess. She is a kind and responsible siren with a golden voice. Because of that, many sirens and sea creatures love and respect her so much. But she has nothing to do with our story. Our real story begins at the birth of our protagonist.

In the peaceful village of Khallocohan lived a married couple named Bella Duck and Edward Fallen. That night, the couple is celebrating the birth of their first child after Bella’s four days of pregnancy. The baby girl has hair that as black as charcoal, lips that as red as blood, skin that as cold as ice, and teeth that is sparkling as white as snow and so she was named Snow White. As she grows, her physical appearance brightens and reveals more that makes her so loved by the neighbourhood. When Snow White reached the age of seven a change occurs in their lives.

It is one sunny morning and Bella is about to go to the market to buy some groceries and stuff for Snow White’s seventh birthday when she opened the door and surprised to see a lovely homeless child crying in front of her. They adopted the child and raised her just like their very own Snow White without knowing that it is the biggest mistake they have done. Ester seems responsible and kind. She shows her gratitude to her foster parents but not to her stepsister. The real thing is that, Ester is a witch disguised as a child to deceive Bella and Edward. She want to revenge because Edward married Bella and not her. But later, she also became jealous of Snow White’s beauty and she thought of dispatching Snow White first before Bella to give Edward a horrible consequence of his decision.

“Abracadabra, banana potato na, tocali no potato ree, kani malomani kanogee, you pla nu boo la pa nu nu poo mah banana laka moop pitala moo panana ba ba!” and so with that witchcraft, Bella and Edward’s love and attention to Snow White vanished caused Snow to leave and wander into the woods.

Night came. Snow White, alone in the Enchanted Forest, began to cry bitterly. She thought she could feel terrible eyes spying on her, and she heard strange sounds and rustlings that made her heart thump. At last, overcome by tiredness, she fell asleep curled under a tree.

At last, dawn woke the forest to the song of the birds, and Snow White too, awoke. A whole world was stirring to life and the little girl was glad to see how silly her fears had been. However, the thick trees were like a wall round her, and as she tried to find out where she was, she came upon a path. She walked along it, hopefully. She walked till she came to a clearing. There stood a strange cottage, with a tiny door, tiny windows and a tiny chimney pot. Everything about the cottage was much tinier than it ought to be. Snow White looked around and discovered that it’s a village. She opened the door of a house that she slightly fits.

"l wonder who lives here?" she said to herself, peeping round the kitchen. "What tiny plates! And spoons! There must be seven of them, the table's laid for seven people." Upstairs was a bedroom with seven neat little beds. Going back to the kitchen, Snow White had an idea.

"I'll make them something to eat. When they come home, they'll be glad to find a meal ready. “Towards dusk, seven tiny blue creatures like three apple’s high marched homewards singing. But when they opened the door, to their surprise they found a bowl of hot steaming Berry Bloom soup on the table, and the whole house spick and span. Upstairs was Snow White, fast asleep on one of the beds. Upon seeing her, one prodded her gently.

"Who are you?" he asked. “Well Hello, my name is Snow White. I apologize for entering your house without permission. And you are?” she replied and asked. “I am Papa Smurf and they are my children” he answered. “Oh smurfs you say, I thought dwarves are living here. What are smurfs anyway?” she added. “Well you’re half right, dwarves used to lived her just before Lily Collins and her Enrique Gil look-a-like prince charming found and brought them back to the castle living an abundant life. With regards to our story, it’s too long to tell you doll. How did you find this place anyhow? ” Papa Smurf responded. Snow White told them her sad story, and tears sprang to the smurf’s eyes. Then Noisy Smurf said, as he noisily blew his nose:

"Stay here with us Snow!"

"Smurfy! Smurfy!" others cheered, dancing joyfully around the little girl. The smurfs said to Snow White:

"You can live here and tend to the house while we're down busy preparing for the Festival of the Blue Moon. Don't worry about your stepsister. We love you and we'll take care of you!" Snow White gratefully accepted their hospitality, and next morning the smurfs set off for rehearsal. But they warned Snow White not to open the door to strangers.

Meanwhile, Ester cast another spell making Bella suffer from a disease called “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.” She also knows everything about Snow White and the Smurfs but she’s so tired to cast another spell to make Snow miserable and so she let Snow lived with Smurfs but her envy remains.

One afternoon in the Smurf Village, Snow was in the kitchen when she heard the sound at the door: 

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"Who's there?" she called suspiciously, remembering the smurf’s advice.

"I'm a gypsy who sell Fuji apples for a living,” came the reply.

"I don't need any apples, thank you," she replied.

"But they are beautiful Fuji apples and ever so juicy!" said the velvety low-pitched voice from outside the door.

"I'm not supposed to open the door to anyone," said the little girl, who was reluctant to disobey her friends.

"Yeah right! Good girl! But I’m begging for your sympathy. I only have one Fuji apple left and I’ll be so happy if you buy it." Then the man went on.

Snow White planned to open the door just a tiny crack, give a penny and take the apple in return. And so she did open the door but upon seeing the man’s face and its physical appearance she felt sorry for him and let him inside. After interrogating him, the smurfs let him stay.

That ugly, hunchback, Fuji apple seller is a prince before he was cursed by a gypsy witch. He can tell anyone about the curse and the curse will remain forever. Only true loves kiss will free him. He fell in love with Snow White the first time he saw her.

Time goes by, Snow White and the hunchback became good friends. With his pure heart, sense of humour and other good traits, Snow knew that he’s a good man and they become secretly in love with each other.

Meanwhile, Papa Smurf with his talent in potion mixing came up to a vision that a witch named Ester wanted to kill Snow White’s father in a short period of time. Snow White together with the hunchback and the smurf’s went to Khallocohan except Scaredy Smurf, well you know as the name suggests. Then, they tied thousands of balloons in the smurf’s house, to be able to reach the village earlier than if they run.

Ester and Papa Smurf fought with their sorcery. Papa Smurf together with the help of the other smurf’s able to weaken Ester powers. They destroyed Ester but the hunchback was seen lying on the floor. “He saved me from Ester’s attack, Papa.” Clumsy Smurf said. Snow with tears on her face run towards him, “No! Wake up hunchback! Wake up! Or I’ll kiss you!” Snow did kiss the hunchback to say goodbye but without knowing what she did is broke the spell. The hunchback turned into a prince before he opened his eyes and kiss Snow.

Papa Smurf’s potions broke the spell of Ester to Bella and Edward. Snow and the Prince who revealed his name Mario Tatum soon got married. After the ceremony Pitch Smurf shouted, “Oh! This is happily ever after fellas!” and everyone grooves with the smurf’s sing and dance craze. Conductor Smurf started to wave his hands and the smurf's orchestra begin the uplifting and energizing song of …“Let’s do the rubadabango!”

 "And that's the denouement of our story Smurfies!" Noisy Smurf ended.

The End